Editing Peter Piper

A lanky dwelf with a long silky hair and beard, all infused with the grey of the clay of the [[Clammy Desert]]. While today he looks more like a prospector with too-sexy jeans and a small garden growing on his hat, ten years ago he was one of the stars of [[Heavy Metal Wizards]], a TV show canceled after one season by [[Savras Media]] and rocked the starry robes and bass guitar. He has a grudge against [[Marchioness Tanthul]], and ideological devotion to pickling which makes him a natural enemy of the [[Cucumber Baron]]'s policies, and is Alerion and Ashara's merchant contact in [[Threesong]] who organizes the Level 5 quests. The [[Eight of Clubs]] is his lover, and [[Stance]] and [[Fourdrone]] are the other members of an adventuring party concerned with the wellbeing of the Clammy Desert. He also introduces the PCs to [[Yayik]] and [[Eepiy]]'s party.