Myth Drannorland

(Cucumber Baron toots his horn)

Baron: "Make way for The Marchioness!"

(He steps aside, two rows of soldiers in kitschy Nutcracker-style guard uniforms part ways for the camera, showing Marchioness Tanthul at the top of the steps)

Marchioness "Good eeeeevening, children!"

(Camera pans over audience; Half of them are adults of any age and hygiene level, but they're all cheering with youthful enthusiasm)

Marchioness: I have a wonderful show for you all tonight! Oh I do hope you are most Bright-Eyed and Bushy-Tailed!

(Music starts, Marchioness and audience alternate singing)

(Marchioness) "As I would think~" (Children): "So shall we~"
(Marchioness) "As I would feel~" (Children): "So shall we~"
(Marchioness) "As I would do~" (Children): "So shall we~"
(Marchioness) "As I would profit~" (Children): "So shall we~"

(Camera pans out, revealing a theme park/casino city with a roller coaster and a ferris wheel and lots of gaudy advertising, done up in the manner of a crumbling elven ruin full of adventure for the whole family. A big arch is lit up with the words WELCOME TO MYTH DRANNOR)

(Marchioness and children): "As we would, so shall the city!"
"As the city would, so shall we!"
"And as we would, so shall ye!"
(Marchioness): "The People are as one, and never shall I stray from thiiiiis~"
(Children): "Nor shall we!"
(Marchioness): "For us to digress from this is~"
(Children): "-to diminish you~"
(Together): "-and The People!"