NPCs

Asmodeus, shitty ex-boyfriend

Baphomet, Oubliette dungeoneer

Cucumber Baron, dead and pickled

Eepiy, arcanaloth mystic

Eight of Clubs, tragic gunslinger

Elminster, heavy metal wizard

Fourdrone, modron-hacker

Lady of Pain, awkward with breakups

Marchioness Tanthul, official nemesis

Nine of Spades, Count Chocula

Peter Piper, pickle druid

Stance, emo bellhop

Yayik, designated hero