NPCs
Writing villains is my job, but writing foils is my passion.
Asmodeus, shitty ex-boyfriend
Baphomet, Oubliette dungeoneer
Cucumber Baron, dead and pickled
Down and Feather, yaoi warlocks who hate you (allies)
Eepiy, arcanaloth mystic
Eight of Clubs, tragic gunslinger
Fourdrone, modron-hacker
Kiesha, liberated and enlightened sex-bot
Lady of Pain, awkward with breakups
Marchioness Tanthul, official nemesis
Montauciel, airscrew master
Nine of Spades, Count Chocula
Perch and Mint, Circus ninjas
Peter Piper, pickle druid
Sensei Critsmith, from the Just Roll High Dojo
Stance, emo bellhop
Yayik, designated hero
Viewing, Hot Tonic assistant manager
Any listed character is intended for more than one appearance. Boss fights are abstracted from the stats and behavior of normal D&D combatants and built around mechanics. Fourdrone, Peter Piper, Stance, and Yayik match the PC party level.
